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Cunobaros

Weekly Drabble

Bootstrap Redux

"Same again. And for yourself."

The bartender poured two whiskeys and urged him on.

"You built a time machine?"

"It messes your memories, but I went back, then had a family problem."

"Killed your grandfather?"

"Nah. Was before my gender change. I got seduced, pregnant."

"Really?"

"Had her adopted away. Went to the future, changed sex. Went back to beat up the bastard, but got sidetracked by this woman..."

"And?"

"Seduced myself, I realised later." He emptied his glass. "Turns out I'm my mother, too. And father."

"Shit!"

"The worst part is," he sobbed, "I never gave me birthday presents!"


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